WELCOME TO THE DATABASE
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
> /open porn
!!SORRY, COMMAND HAS REMOVED THIS FOLDER FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
Yeah, some of these men didn't look over 18. We're going to be looking into this
> /open Anomaly Files
WHICH FILE WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACCESS?
- Anomaly FH-4785
- Anomaly DF-6103
- Anomaly JF-6395
- Anomaly XJ-9041* please note - proper classification in progress, link may soon become removed from Anomaly DB
- Anomaly VN-1520†
- Anomaly JD-9836†
- Anomaly TB-5638†
Anomaly GC-4507* formally classified, see Phenomenon #061
> open file DF-6103
Subject: Anomaly DF-6103 - Codename: Chol
Description: Anomaly DF-6103 appears to be a large bird composed entirely of fire and sand. Anomaly DF-6103 maintains a constant position approximately 5400km above Petra. Attempts to move or terminate Anomaly DF-6103 have as of yet been unsuccessful. Approximately every forty days, Anomaly DF-6103 emits a message in Aramaic, usually passagesthe Book of Iyov (see Addendum) through unknown means. Conversation with Anomaly DF-6103 have proved informative.
Addendum: The following are important translated messages received from Anomaly DF-6103
There was a man in the land of Uz whose name was Job, and that man was sincere and upright, God-fearing and shunning evil.
Now the day came about, and the angels of God came to stand beside the Lord, and the Adversary, too, came among them.
The Lord said to the Adversary, "Where are you coming from?" And the Adversary answered the Lord and said, "From going to and fro on the earth and from walking in it."
Where is יְיָ?